PZ has the goods up this month. He takes us all to task, including yours truly:
"Teacherninja does quote an exemplary elitist bastard in a defense of intellectualism that calls for more forthright educators, but is disqualified on a technicality. Teacherpirate would have gotten a nod from me, but ninjas are effete sneaky bastards who need to be slapped down more."
His brains have clearly been rum-soaked. The scurvy swine needs to take a look at
this definitive pirate/ninja matchup.