I was just reading Pete the Cat Rocking in My School Shoes to a Kindergarten class. I was teaching them how to play air guitar and do the headbanging move for the chorus bits. It was pretty fun. When we got the the end and I started giving them directions to check out, their substitute teacher said, "Oh! You're the new Media Specialist!"
I had to ask. "Who did you think I was?"
"I thought you were a performer they brought in to entertain the kids!"